In light of your newest single, I thought I'd take a moment to share something with you.

If you were a boy, you would have never gotten cast in Destiny's Child (cause, you know, it's a FEMALE group). You would then never had broken into acting, (Can you imagine, Austin Powers with a transvestite sidekick? I think not.), launched a solo career, nor (unless you know something I don't) married Jay-Z.

In short, if you were a boy, none of us would know of you, care about you, nor would you be the success you are now; big-assed guys who can sing are a dime a dozen.

You have a vag, don't fight it, don't hate on it, just be glad of it.